At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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