i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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