if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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