I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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