even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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