i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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