So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
home. puking in laundry basket.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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