Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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