My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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