So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
