So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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