it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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