she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So many bounce houses so little time
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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