Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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