Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
