Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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