Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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