Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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