fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
