you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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