Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
