so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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