how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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