Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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