and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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