fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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