He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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