Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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