Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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