it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have demons in me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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