# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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