Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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