from now on my penis is your penis
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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