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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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