Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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