i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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