grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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