He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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