Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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