absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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