Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You know, be my cock's hype man.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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