I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
BRING THE BAGELS
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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