this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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