We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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