i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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