we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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