so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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