I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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