And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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