I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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