at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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